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Saturday, June 6, 2009

Update.. Update!

In reply to you guys who had wanted to know who XIAOBAO is, here he is:

(He seldom takes pictures!)

Oh you naughty, naughty, little Xiaobao! Next time, please don't commit suicide again, okay? What if some big, bad guy come and pick you up?!

Well, anyway... ... enough of him. I am going to update about something that happened to me a few days ago!

Have you ever experienced those china scammers who would call you on your phone and tell you that you had won a prize, or whatsoever?
Normally, they will start off with a seemingly harmless survey, and get your particulars. Afterwhich, they will call you back (it can be weeks, or months), and -voila!- inform you that you had won their big prize!

Please! As if I am so GULLIBLE that I will fall into their big, fat trap! AND AS IF THE NEWSPAPERS HAVEN'T REPORTED ABOUT THESE SCAMS OFTEN ENOUGH.

Now, what happened was that I got a 3rd call from them again. (But thanks to my caller ID, I knew it was them.)
Feeling cheeky, I decided to play punk and PICK UP THEIR CALL.

Me: "Hello, this is a coffin shop. How may I help you?"

China guy: "Huh?"

Me: "THIS IS A COFFIN SHOP. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?"

China guy: "Hello...Is this Ms. Huang?"

Me: "No, you must have dialed the wrong number. This is the COFFIN SHOP."

China guy: "... ...Coffin shop huh?"

Me: "Yes, this is a coffin shop. And do you want to buy coffins? We are having a promotion now, buy one get one free!"

China guy: *suddenly began chanting words which I couldn't understand.*

Me: *hung up*

Yes, SHIT YOU for intending to scam me. Don't you scammers ever read the news? Using back the same ol' tactics repeatedly aren't getting you guys anywhere.
Well, those youngsters "telemarketeers" ought to quit their scamming job and get a life!

READ ONLY IF YOU ARE BORED: (I wrote them for my future reference. :D I want to start recording my fun dreams every now and then!)

P/S: I had 2 cool dreams yesterday night! :D

1st:
I dreamt of a woman who had pressurized me into sucking her blood through a gaping wound. As if I am going to suck it! Who knows whether the blood is contanimated or not. But IF ONLY I knew it was a dream, I would gladly suck the life out of her. :D

2nd:
I dreamt that I had became a "floating" ghost who roamed the streets with another 2 "mates".
We could actually walk, but landing our feet on the ground requires a good deal of effort. Everything felt like outerspace!
I remembered that we entered a kopitiam, and beside it was a large and dark shop which specialises in "catching ghosts". It was most threatening.
Nervous, I told one of my mates... AND HE ACTUALLY THOUHT NOTHING OF IT!
Then, a creepy woman stepped out from the shop and walked over to us. She must had sensed something amiss, I thought.
I tried to keep my feet on the ground to "act human". As she talked, her legs hit one of mine. "Oh, you have a feet. That means you must be a human, then."
I gave an awkward laugh and answered, "Of course I have feet and I am human, lah. If not I am ghost meh?!" (Okay, a white lie.)
But I guess I couldn't keep my feet on the ground further and screamed to my mates, "LETS RUN!!"
...
...
And well, we were caught eventually. Not only that, we were sent to the grand master. They used bullets to shoot us, and I really felt pain in my chest when I was hit! (But I didn't die, of course!)

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