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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

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Hie! I'm back! Miss me, anyone? (Okay, I'm such a thick-skinned fellow.)

First of all, I would like to wish my precious daughter, AH DING, (aka Venessa), a HAPPY BEALTED BIRTHDAY! (Well, you are too quiet and private about your birthday le! And something cropped up with Friendster's birthday alarm system!) My sincere apologies as I was such a stress person these few days that I even forgot the day and date everyday! Nonetheless, I've got something I did out of my fullest sincerity, and OF COURSE, LOVE, specially dedicated to you. hahaha.

Today, I'm definitely, and MUST, gotta blog about something that you can ever imagine! It's been featured on yesterday's newspaper, and I was talking about it with my friends in class today. I just find the whole thing very INCREDIBLE and UNBELIEVABLE! *Gasp* Read on if you're interested to know why.

Seen anything amiss from the picture below? (* come on, I know its a bit on the horny side, but I'm really not going into that!)

Yes, this lady in the picture above is a Japanese lady, whom I believe is one of the staff of some Japanese "Shit" Restaurant. (And yes, when I said "shit", I don't mean scolding them or anything, but its REAL eating of shit literally!!)

It was said that Shit dishes are only available upon recommedations by close friends or through other connection(s) relatively. Not only that, one has to place a reservation of 6 months in advance in order to enjoy this "delicacy"! (Now, its not that easy to eat shit, you know.)

So how does the whole thing work?

Firstly, the customer has the priority to choose from a group of female staff, and sign a contract with their choice. Afterwhich, one has to place an order of their preferred flavor(s), (such as Honeydew, watermelon, durian, etc) with the selected staff ; and she shall have to consume solely vegetables - and nothing else- within 2 months.

As for the consecutive next 2 months, she shall eat according to the flavor(s) in which the customer had requested her to in the contract, and consume only the specific food/fruit, so as to produce the flavor upon the "shitting out" process. (For example, if the customer has chosen a HONEYDEW flavour, the female staff shall have to eat solely HONEYDEW for her daily three meals, with absolute no other food so as not to affect the "original" flavor.)

Well, I believe one must has a lot of patience for that, as all these processes and procedures take 6 months in total before serving.

The specified female staff will then be taken into a luxurious room, with the settings of a large round table, accompanied by a special stool on top of it. This special stool has a "hole" in the centre, and underneath it lies a plate.

It was then that the lady shall sit on the stool, whereas the customer sits by the side, waiting for her to "shit out" the "food". On top of that, once the moment the faeces drop on the plate, the customer shall fish out a spoon and start feasting on it! (Well, that's when the "food" is fresh!)

However, one such meal doesn't come cheap! You might be shocked at the price it offers.

Other "shit" cases:

Some other restaurants in Japan actually "breed" young ladies, (from as young as 12 or 13 years old; most of whom just started mestruating). Good lives and meals are provided for them, in order to let them have a healthy and "clean" body system.) Their faeces are often collected regularly- and fresh-, to be taken under the sun for the warding of foul smell.
After through several processes, ingredients will be added in, in which the faeces will be deep-fried with oil, together with the addition of a "special soya sauce".

Believe it or not, it was said that the taste of the dish is superbly delicious, and even attracted lots of celebrities from Hong Kong, Taiwan, and China!

For interested readers who is interested and comfortable in reading what I had written above in Chinese, please go to:

http://www.19lou.com/forum-125-thread-9148013-1-1.html
and
http://military.club.china.com/data/thread/1011/114/40/42/4_1.html

P/S: Tomorrow gonna have a test on HTML. I have so much to do, yet so little time! However, I had taken some time out to write the above "shitty" article. Heh heh heh.

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